O.K. so I realize this post may ruffle a few feathers. Perhaps for some of you it will be considered blasphemy. However, I couldn't feel good about myself if I wasn't completely honest. And I must relieve myself of the burden I have carried for the past 12 hours.
Last night about 15 women from my ward and I went to see Twilight the movie. Since then, I have been searching for the perfect word to describe the movie. Terrible, putrid, stupid, horrible. . .none of these words quite pack the punch I believe this movie deserves. From poor acting to pathetic music to cinematography which stunk, overall this movie blew chunks.
There, I have said it. Whew! I feel much better now. I honestly cannot remember the last time I saw a movie that was this bad. What is the matter with us people? There must be something wrong with the audience for movie makers to believe they can pass trash like this off as entertainment. Are we so deprived of quality film that we have to settle for this? How dare they have the audacity to charge $9.50 for something so worthless. Seriously, I could feel brain cells dying while I watched the film. Add to this a mixture of teen bops and their mothers screaming their heads off and you have a truly painful experience. I couldn't help but find myself laughing in all the wrong places. I bet Nya and I could do a better job of making this movie with Barbies!
If you want to save yourself from the pain I endured, I recommend waiting until the movie comes out on video and renting it from the Red Box. When you're finished watching, you'll probably still want your buck back. However $1 waisted is better than $9.50 One of the ladies in my ward suggested that perhaps I didn't like the movie because it was geared toward teenagers.
Let it be known however, that I am a closet teen angst fan. I love teen flicks. "Can't Buy Me Love," "Some Kind of Wonderful," and "Pretty in Pink" are a few of my favorites. Also, I loved reading the Twilight series. So with that in mind, I can objectively say that Twilight sucked.
